Shit My Husband Says

Duck Edition

We drove by a mother duck and five or so ducklings today on our way home from Costco…

M: I’d like to eat them.

J: WHAT!?  Why!?

M: No, no. Not the babies,  just the mother duck

J: But what about the babies? They would die.

M: I would take them home.  They could live in the bathtub.

J: What about the cats?

M:  We have a door.

J: Why don’t we get a phantom screen so we can keep the cats out but still see the ducks? Also, what would you feed them?

M: Good idea! You know duck food….


xx Jenna



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